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Heres da mature rated crap.

(peashooter watches a rfm video of him singing there a zombie on your lawn.)

Man: action.

Peashooter: Peashooter 1 2 3.

(Gargantuar crushes him.)

Man: cut cut cut cuuuuut.

Peashooter: my goddamn dick was killed by him.

Jalapeño: here's my piece of crap I hated.

Man: action.

Jalapeño: jalapeño. 1 2 3.

(Jalapeño Is dancing on stage with a band.)

Man: godamnit.

Jalapeño: nnnnggggggg!

(Jalapeño leaves.)

(Hypno-Shroom sleeps.)

Coffee Bean: good morning Hypno.

Man: action.

Hypno-Shroom: Hypno-Shroom. 1 2 3.

(Hypno-Shroom uses something to make it nighttime before he sleeps.)

Man: godamnit. Cut cut cut cuuuutt.

Gatling Pea: here's my best thing ever.

Man: action.

Gatling Pea: Gatling Pea. 1 2 3.

(Gatling Pea thinks of the zen garden. He changes it to the military.(

Solider : get up you lazy * before your*ing dick gets killed.

( the word a huge wave of song fails is approaching is shown. A Sunflower carries a red flag with rfms icon on it.)

(The Bonk Choy Sqash Chomper Catail Coffee Bean Chill Bean and Doom-Shroom fails are watched by the plants in them.)

Squash: there's a zombie on your lawn.

Zombie: hell his voice is bad.

(Chomper eats what he supposed to sing on.)

Chomper: nom nom nom.

Coffee Bean: there's a zombie on your lawn.

Zombie: damn. It's fast.

(Bonk Choy and Catail fails gets censored.)

Chill Bean: there's a fart. Holy hell.

(Doom-Shroom sleeps.)

Man: wake this dick up.

(Coffee Bean wakes him up. After this he explodes.)

The end. Characters.

Peashooter

Chomper

Gatling Pea

Jalapeño

Hypno-Shroom

Coffee Bean

Chill Bean

Cattail

Bonk Choy

Squash.

Doom-Shroom

Garlic (on more fails to watch.)

Sunflower

Man

30 zombies.

Dancing Zombie and Backup Dancers. (On more fails to watch.)

Crazy Dave (on rfms icon.)

rfm

Flag Zombie(flag only.)

4 band people.

10 solders.

Lazy solder.

Creeper (on solders shirt.)

Gargauntar.

Imp.

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